You know you're a cyclist when...

[Deleted member 1258]

You get in after doing 50 miles in -5 ice and freezing fog, including half an hour at the roadside repairing a puncture, and you've enjoyed yourself.

 

[fossyant]

...one has a meeting at 10.30am, and one must be extra smart, and one has travelling expenses paid for but...

Woke up this morning and instead of jumping on the 7.45 to Waterloo as decided a couple of weeks before, decided to fold up the best suit as neatly as possible into a couple of sainsbury's plastic bags, along with the crisp white shirt, into the adidas rucksack, with the brogues in the rucksack's bottom compartment.

All worked a treat!

And it does..........

 

[fossyant]

You get in after doing 50 miles in -5 ice and freezing fog, including half an hour at the roadside repairing a puncture, and you've enjoyed yourself.

I had a blast at -15 with full zero degrees kit on plus full waterproofs.....worked a treat........... it was ace.....

Peds said...lots of comments....like 'bloody hell'...'good luck'....etc

 

[Twenty Inch]

...when you don't fancy a girl because her calves are too underdeveloped.

(Mrs. TI has lovely calves, I must say)

 

[dudi]

When you go on holiday and you know everyone is looking at your tan lines.

There's no tan-line like a cyclists tan-line.

 

[rh100]

When walking, you follow the painted cycle path where it joins the road

 

[dudi]

When walking, you look over both shoulders before slowing to enter a shop.

dear sweet 8lb jesus,.. I do that... I must look like a social outcast

 

[jonny jeez]

You get to work and find the place empty because...apparently, there is a tube strike on. To make matters worse better, I never knew because I was watching the weather (did I need waterproofs) rather than the local traffic news.

 

[longers]

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When walking, you look over both shoulders before slowing to enter a shop.
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How about hand signals when pushing a pram?

 

[BSRU]

When you almost drive into the bus lane out of habit.

 

[swee'pea99]

...you suddenly realise that when you went past that babe on a bike, you took a closer look...at the bike.

 

[dellzeqq]

when you're beloved catches you washing the derailleur in the kitchen sink










and then asks if you'll wash hers as well

 

[Piemaster]

when you're beloved catches you washing the derailleur in the kitchen sink


and then asks if you'll wash hers as well

Do you not have a dishwasher then?

 

[guitarpete247]

Was sitting in the tram at the Spa in Scarborough Saturday afternoon when a group of cyclists got in (2 Ribbles, 1 Frondiest and a Claud). Was told off by GF for staring, when we got out of the tram .

 

[dellzeqq]

Do you not have a dishwasher then?

Can you put derailleurs in the dishwasher?!