You Know you're Getting Old When.....

[Perry]

You save old trainers for for in the garden.

Anymore?

 

[piedwagtail91]

You save old trainers for for in the garden.

Anymore?

ha,i'm not the only one then

 

[Peter]

Hell, I have two old pairs for the garden - how old does that make me!

 

[beanzontoast]

You save old trainers for for in the garden.

Anymore?

...you start repeating yourself?

 

[Fnaar]

You set a stick by specifically for stirring paint with (thank you Peter Kaye for that one)

 

[Maz]

...Your back goes out more than you do.

 

[graham56]

You stop wearing any light coloured trousers

 

[Fnaar]

You stop wearing any light coloured trousers

or... you know you're getting REALLY old when you start wearing beige jackets, pastel colour jumpers/shirts and vinyl beige shoes... check 'em out!

 

[TVC]

You buy trousers with elasticated waists.
You get spam mail from SAGA.
You stop wearing lycra when on your road bike.

 

[rich p]

You go to bed before the young'uns go out!

 

[Aperitif]

...and get up before they come in...

 

[hubgearfreak]

You stop wearing lycra when on your road bike.

i never started

 

[Aperitif]

i never started

You went straight to incontinence pants?

 

[palinurus]

You keep buying the same type of bike computer so you don't need to learn how to use a different one.

 

[Noodley]

You sit in on a Saturday evening hoping there's a good film on the telly.