You know you're not in London when.....

[screenman]

When the chances of getting a bad pint is quite high.

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n1mmk6nnlHw

 

[Ming the Merciless]

When the natives can travel a couple of miles without needing to go via hole in the ground.

 

[PK99]

When the guys at your local tip are actually cheery and helpful.

just like ours in Merton. sw19/20

 

[screenman]

When the local paper has a headline of " The top fifteen things to do this weekend" and can only get up to nine before idea's run out.

 

[screenman]

Where they have country shows and village fetes.

 

[Markymark]

When the local paper has a headline of " The top fifteen things to do this weekend" and can only get up to nine before idea's run out.

And presumably No 1 is go to London.

 

[subaqua]

When the phone box is now a library, also packing a defibrillator.

Library by us got closed to budget cuts. all the London money going to the provinces apparently .....

 

[subaqua]

Just as well seeing as London is full of northerners.

building buildings and doing electrics as the cockernees struggle for quality tradesmen.

 

[screenman]

Library by us got closed to budget cuts. all the London money going to the provinces apparently .....

Not to spend on libraries ours shut years ago.

 

[screenman]

The local bank is a van that turns up once a week in the village hall car park.

 

[Dirk]

The local bank is a van that turns up once a week in the village hall car park.

When, twice a week, the bank is parked on the village green and the Post Office arrives in the pub.

TMN to me, I reckon.

 

[Dirk]

[QUOTE 4948302, member: 43827"]OK Mods, both of you, where's the consistency? If this post isn't offensive then it appears anything goes....[/QUOTE]
It's obviously not as offensive as mentioning the availability of lunchtime comestibles.

 

[Markymark]

[QUOTE 4948302, member: 43827"]OK Mods, both of you, where's the consistency? If this post isn't offensive then it appears anything goes....[/QUOTE]
Then Report it. Chances are the mods aren't sitting here waiting for posts to appear but deleting when reported and they have time.

 

[Markymark]

Its a shame. This thread was supposed to be a bit of old nonsense and the first 15 pages or so were but now too many mouth-breathing small minded bigots keep posting on it. It is useful as a thread to see who is a nasty moron that should be ignored. But I'm now asking the mods to lock it as it's clearly bringing out too many idiots and their disgusting views as it's a bit weird reading between amusing posts and the rantings of scum.

MODS PLEASE LOCK

 

[Dirk]

Then Report it. Chances are the mods aren't sitting here waiting for posts to appear but deleting when reported and they have time.

It was reported yesterday.