You know you're not in London when.....

[Yellow Saddle]

When you get up at 3 AM to medicate your insomnia with some coffee and discover the back door is still wide open and your only concern is whether or not any slugs sauntered in. True story.

 

[irw]

You know you're not in London when you need a log store.

 

[Dirk]

When you go away for the weekend and leave your keys in the car parked on the road outside your house - come back and it's still there.

 

[Markymark]

You know you're not in London when you need a log store.

Oi, I have 2.

 

[Markymark]

When you go away for the weekend and leave your keys in the car parked on the road outside your house - come back and it's still there.

Again, it's only London that has cars worth nicking.

 

[midlife]

Hot Fuzz is not just a film

 

[TVC]

Again, it's only London that has cars worth nicking.

But what is the point of nicking them, it's not as if you could drive them anywhere that you couldn't walk to quicker.

 

[Dirk]

Hot Fuzz is not just a film

I thought it was a good documentary.

 

[Markymark]

But what is the point of nicking them, it's not as if you could drive them anywhere that you couldn't walk to quicker.

Since when were cars about getting somewhere? Surely it's personal space, entitlement and status??

 

[Firestorm]

Gloves not only come in different sizes but with a choice in the number of fingers
Wives are referred to as Sis

 

[stephec]

Why? Why would you do that? It's like wanting to live in a place where punching kittens in the face is acceptable.

They don't punch kittens in the face in London, seriously?

 

[stephec]

Why? Why would you do that? It's like wanting to live in a place where punching kittens in the face is acceptable.

They don't punch kittens in the face in London, seriously?

 

[Davos87]

You're not tripping over beggars or ankle deep in litter.

 

[screenman]

You see tea bags on the washing lines, that maybe only in Lincolnshire.

The late bus is 7pm and that only on weekdays.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

When every breath is not accompanied by a coughing fit