You know you're old when.....

[tyred]

When you put a tartan rug on the back seat of your car.

 

[asterix]

Bob Hope: 'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.'

 

[tyred]

Bob Hope: 'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.'

If you use these candles - how much does the cake need to cost?

 

[asterix]

Yours for £22k. Don't eat it all at once..

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Hehe, wow you must have been really talking for your body to shut down limbs to enable the mouth to be fully fuelled. On reflection my mum natters so such I'm surprised she can move

I'd had a very busy month at work and was a little tired and a bit stiff before I set out, the cycling initially freed things off, but once I'd stopped and sat down it just made things worse, despite that I enjoyed the ride.

 

[gavgav]

Painting the bedroom knackers you out and you can't get up off the floor after doing under the radiator

 

[petersull]

When a cup of tea tastes better than beer.( thank god i still prefer real ale )

 

[alans]

Only 10 years, Take That & Robbie are only whipper snappers, Getting old is watching Quadraphenia & remembering those days only too well.

Alan...

you called....

When Quadraphenia was released I owned a Lambretta SX200 (bored out to 225) with front & rear chromed crash bars,very many mirrors on the front,a small windscreen,a ventilated backrest with headrest attached,a black & white chequered rear mudgaurd,a tiget tail,air horns & a cracking dolly bird* on pillion.
A white skid lid,tear drop Ray Bans a la Robert Redford,fish-tail parka with fur trim on the hood,a Levi jacket(top button only always fastened),Ben Sherman shirts,fair isle & paisley tank tops,Sea Dogs flared denims & white Addidas trainers.

Sunday morning group rides to Rhyl to cruise up & down the Promenade .....
Mods Rule,O.K.


eta * to whom I've now been married for 40+ years,ftw.

 

[machew]

When you have "now that's what I call music 1"