Your darkest cycling secret....

[Jonathan M]

Mine is that I use my wifes Decathlon cycling shorts for commuting.

 

[Fnaar]

I'm really crap at doing anything mechanical. I have my successes, but they're accidental, rather than cos I know what I'm doing. Ditto for DIY

 

[TVC]

During Sportives I try to tuck in behind a female cyclist, just for the view.

 

[Fnaar]

Malt loaf makes me fart like one of Satan's minions, who's been eating vindaloo.

 

[Stephenite]

First time i've off-loaded this: ...ahem... Crashed into a little old lady once. She said she was alright, so i rode off. Still haunts me after almost 20 years.

 

[vbc]

I wear a helmet when cycling.

 

[red_tom]

I once threw up on someone during the bike leg of a triathlon. Serves them right though as it was supposed to be non drafting.

 

[SBH]

I still consider myself to be a cyclist AND a motorist.

 

[Davidc]

I like riding sit-up-and-beg Dutch bikes (in Holland).

 

[yenrod]

I lust after women in bike shorts !

 

[Jonathan M]

I lust after women in bike shorts !

Thanks **** it is women you lust after in bike shorts, not fat middle aged men in womens cycling shorts!

 

[purplepolly]

Mine is that I use my wifes Decathlon cycling shorts for commuting.

Just out of curiosity is there a good reason for this such as poverty or is it a perversion?

 

[BigonaBianchi]

I dont have a computer on my Bianchi

MG

 

[Mr Pig]

I don't actually 'like' cycling that much! I've never found a bike that's totally comfortable and I am inherently lazy ;0)

 

[Alan Frame]

I have been known to feign mechanical problems to excuse walking up a steep hill.

I always manage to effect a repair at the summit.