Your death. How do you want it to come?

[classic33]

Thats where the "my knee on your throat, to stop you throwing up again" had them restart the operation.
I'd had a siezure, about eight hours earlier, whilst on the ward. Last memory being asked the familar questions of any medication being taken and allergies. My next coming round in another ward. Tube in the airway, which I pulled out, and a nurse at the side on a seat.

 

[Milzy]

A huge astroid to hit earth & wipe out the vermin human race.

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

A huge astroid to hit earth & wipe out the vermin human race.

my only concern would be how many other species would be wiped out at the same time. Seems to be a shame to take the rest with us.

 

[Milzy]

Maybe a disease that kills humans in their sleep then. I want felines to rule the world.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Asteroid? When?

 

[yello]

asteroids.... more like haemorrhoids knowing my luck

 

[classic33]

Asteroid? When?

They reckon there's one due within the next 75 years.

Check the link http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risks/

 

[LarryDuff]

Don't want it to happen for a while but when it does I want to be buried wearing tshirt and shorts.

 

[surfdude]

at the same time as my wife so we don't have any time apart from each other . that way it will be the happiest of partings . as long as its quick and painless

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I'm working on immortality. I've got it cracked I think as I haven't died yet.

 

[Moon bunny]

They reckon there's one due within the next 75 years.

Check the link http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risks/

click, click, click,

...For these reasons the stated probability can easily be inaccurate by a factor of a few...

Is that the same as ... It is just a wild guess really...

 

[classic33]

They reckon there's one due within the next 75 years.

Check the link http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risks/

click, click, click,

Is that the same as ... It is just a wild guess really...

More than likely. But you have been warned!

 

[stephec]

I'd like to slip peacefully away whilst Girls Aloud throw themselves over my death bed, sobbing uncontrollably and begging me not to leave them.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

With a smile on my face

 

[classic33]

With a smile on my face

A bit like @stephec then!