May I suggest something. If you are getting arsey comments from two people and can find their phone nos. (something a mate sent me)
> Anger Management
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> When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take
> it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out
> on someone you don't know.
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> I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten
> to make. I found the number and dialled it. A man answered, saying
> "Hello."
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> I Politely said, "This is David. Could I please speak with Robert
> Campbell?"
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> Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right zarking
> number!"
> and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone
> could be so rude. When I tracked down Robert's correct number to call
> him, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two Digits.
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> After hanging up with him, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.
> When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're a C*nt!" and
> hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'C*nt' next to it, and
> put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying
> bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're a
> C*nt!" It always cheered me up.
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> When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic "C*nt"
> Calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said,
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> "Hi, this is John Smith from BT. I'm calling to see if you're familiar
> with our Caller ID Program?"
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> He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back
> and said, "That's because you're a C*nt!"
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> One day I was at Lakeside Shopping Centre, getting ready to pull into
> a parking spot. Some guy in a gunmetal grey Land Rover cut me off And
> pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the Horn and
> yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me.
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> noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I wrote down his
> Number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first C*nt (I
> had his Number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the Land
> Rover C*nt, too.
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> I said, "Is this the man with the gunmetal grey Land Rover for sale?"
> Yes, it is", he said. "Can you tell me where I can see it?" I asked.
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> "Yes, I live at 129 Alice Street, in Ilford. It's a terraced house,
> and the car's parked right out in front."
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> "What's your name?" I asked. "My name is Steve Hansen," he said.
> "When's a good time to catch you, Steve?" "I'm home most days as I'm
> currently unemployed." "Listen, Steve, can I tell you something?"
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> "Yes?"
> "Steve, you're a C*nt!"
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> Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when
> I had a problem, I had two a**eholes to call. Then one day I came up
> With an idea. I called C*nt #1.
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> "Hello?"
> "You're a C*nt!" (But I didn't hang up.) "Are you still there?" he
> asked.
> "Yeah." I said.
> "Stop calling me," he screamed.
> "Make me." I said.
> "Who are you?" he asked.
> "My name is Steve Hansen."
> "Yeah? Where do you live?"
> "I live at 129 Alice Street, Ilford, a terraced house, with my
> gunmetal grey Land Rover parked out the front."
> He said, "I'm coming over right now, Steve. And you had better start
> saying your prayers."
> I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared... C*nt." and hung up.
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> Then I called C*nt #2. "Hello?" he said.
> "Hello, C*nt," I said.
> He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."
> "You'll do what?" I said.
> "I'll kick your a*se," he exclaimed.
> I answered, "Well, C*nt, here's your chance. I'm coming over right
> now."
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> Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived
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> 129 Alice Street , Ilford , and that I was on my way over there to
> kill my gay lover. Then I called Channel 5 News about the hoodie war
> going down in Alice Street, Ilford. I quickly got into my car and
> headed over to Alice Street. I got there just in time to watch two
> C*nts beating the sh!t out of each other in front of six police cars,
> an overhead police helicopter and a News crew.
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> Now I feel MUCH better. Take it from me, anger management really
> works.