Zero and Taffy have been naughty again...

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by buggi, 1 May 2008.

  1. buggi

    buggi Bird Saviour

    ... So... it's shopping day tomorrow and i've hardly got any food in.

    Left Zero and Taffy in the kitchen to play while i had a bath. was lying in the bath thinking what to eat? i know, i thought, i've got two slices of bacon and an egg in the fridge.

    So gets out the bath and... you've guessed it... Zero and Taffy have opened the fridge and emptied what's left of my leftovers onto the floor, trampelled in them and there's teeth marks in everything. :sad:

    i'm hungry. :smile:
  2. Fab Foodie

    Fab Foodie hanging-on in quiet desperation ...

    Cook Zero and Taffy...whoever they are...
  3. fossyant

    fossyant Ride It Like You Stole It!

    South Manchester
    How the hell did they open a fridge with the suction ?
  4. OP

    buggi Bird Saviour

    my pet ferrets. i'm not sure what they would taste like. chicken i suppose

    i dunno! but i reckon it's Zero. Taffy is daft but Zero gets cleverer by the day! i keep their whiskas milk in there and i only have to take one step towards the fridge and he's at my feet. he's obviously seen me open the door and knows he can do it if he doesn't give up.
  5. 4F

    4F Active member of Helmets Are Sh*t Lobby

    Sounds like time for a child lock on the fridge
  6. bonj2

    bonj2 Guest

    two slices of bacon and 'an' egg is never going to be enough to eat anyway, not for a human.
    You ideally want two slices of bread, FOUR to SIX slices of bacon and FOUR eggs, and a litre of coffee.
  7. col

    col Veteran

    Thats rediculous bonj,,,,,

    three eggs are sufficient;)
  8. Milo

    Milo Veteran

    Melksham, Wilts
    The chest pains afterwards show its benifits.
  9. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Penarth, Wales
    buggi is only cooking for herself not a family!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  10. Night Train

    Night Train Maker of Things

    Greater Manchester
    Zero and Taffy with spam, beans, tomato, spam, egg, spam and spam.

    Sounds like a good all day breakfast to me.
  11. bonj2

    bonj2 Guest

    Or a spam, cheese, spam, ham, lamb and spam sandwich with side helping of liver and spam and a pint of baked beans.
  12. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Penarth, Wales
    No good bonj, you forgot the tabasco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  13. Flying_Monkey

    Flying_Monkey Toll Collector on the Road to Nowhere

    Aargh, ferrets! I'm getting deja vu, this is just like Cake Stop on the C+ Forum before the breakdown...
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