Zero has a friend...

[Keith Oates]

Can you explain this 'banging' she is complaining about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[simonali]

his hutch is on my balcony (i don't have a garden) i have an old lady below that complains if i even walk around my flat, and the noise was just awful. i was at my wits end, especially when i got the letter from the council. luckily, because she complains about every damn noise on the block, the council and police are sick of her calling them out and i was able to blag my way out of it but... i have to admit.. this is probably the one time when she did actually have a point.

good bloody job she cried wolf so many times.

but, bless, he has now snuggled up with his new mate and it looks like all my neighbours will get a peaceful nights sleep.

Can these animals not be trained to sneak down in the middle of the night and chew her ears off?

 

[got-to-get-fit]

How do you know that Taffy is Welsh....? I mean its not like he's gonna quote dylan thomas, or proclaim his love of sheep or start his own male voice choir.

 

[buggi]

the rescue told me he came from Wales. and he chatters in a welsh accent.

 

[punkypossum]

and i wouldn't get the cops called on me for painting or get banged out for ...ahem... banging if ya know what i mean!

yep, they can sit in my concrete box comparing diaries. I really thought no one had the same problem as me. maybe we should start a support group!

Yeah, lets have a go - I thought mine was unique but clearly not, your shed might get rather packed by the looks of it, in which case we might have to start sub-groups at a local level!

 

[buggi]

naa, lets just cram them all in the same concrete box. it's got a strong lock

looks like i'm in for a second peaceful nights sleep! heehee

 

[punkypossum]

Right, I better work out a way of coaxing mine into leaving his flat and travelling to his new friend and concrete abode then...

 

[Milo]

Dont ferrets smell?
Thats what i heard anyway.

 

[buggi]

Dont ferrets smell?
Thats what i heard anyway.

if you have them castrated they practically lose the smell within about 6 weeks, it's very faint and not at all offensive. you can kind of faintly smell it on your hands after handling them a lot but nothing else.

however, if you spook them or they get really excited they can drop a skunkbomb, which can be hilariously funny if they happen to be sitting on someone's lap you can see their face change from this to this to this as the smell takes hold. imagine the meatiest fart you've ever done then multiply it by 100. doesn't happen very often tho i'm glad to say.

 

[Milo]

Post deleted due to stupidity.

 

[buggi]

Post deleted due to stupidity.

they smell terrible if you don't have them castrated! the first one i ever handled was "entire" and i couldn't scrub the smell off!

 

[Milo]

I want a pet hippo.

 

[buggi]

don't they kill people?

 

[Milo]

A baby one then

 

[buggi]

don't they grow up?