Cats and their presents

[jefmcg]

I thought cats killed rodents by swinging them and breaking their necks?

I'd call that a death bite.

My parents once found a rat dead in their driveway . Unmarked, like it had been struck down by the hand of God .

 

[jefmcg]

Blimey! Do you live in a cardboard box?

It was a purpose built flat . The wall was the plasterboard behind the toilet , in front of the sewage pipes .

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Our cat's about 23, it doesn't do anything.

 

[User169]

Many moons ago I woke up one summer morning to find my head stuck to the pillow. When I peeled the pillowcase off my face I found the whole thing soaked in semi-congealed blood. I panicked a bit, and assumed I'd had a nose bleed or something - at least till I found the remains of the virtually beheaded young rabbit on the next pillow.

My cat Shadwell was sitting on the foot of the bed looking immensely proud of himself for providing such an excellent breakfast.

Needless to say I was not impressed......

I once woke up with a kebab stuck to the side of my head. Now that was a good breakfast.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Our cat's about 23, it doesn't do anything.

Bet he/she does a lot of sleeping tho'

 

[martint235]

Cat is obviously upset at me publicising his hunting habits and has fecked off. I'm sure he'll be back eventually

Cat still not back. May be time to start worrying.

 

[User169]

. . . and here we have deep fried squirrel!

There was a restaurant near where I worked in London which had squirrel on the menu now and again.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Cat still not back. May be time to start worrying.

Yep - been reading your posts on CC with that new Samsung phone you gave he/she and it's caught fire. Can't use the Sat Nav app to get back home now ...........

 

[Hill Wimp]

I start to panic if mine deviate from their routine.

Hope the wanderer returns soon.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Here's a present for our ancient cat, I've pimped the litter tray as not only can she not go outside anymore she was struggling to get in the tray.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Here's a present for our ancient cat, I've pimped the litter tray as not only can she not go outside anymore she was struggling to get in the tray.

View attachment 149506

Pictures of said cat please

 

[machew]

If my cat did this then all would be forgiven
New Zealand: Cat brings home bag of cannabis

 

[Hill Wimp]

If my cat did this then all would be forgiven
New Zealand: Cat brings home bag of cannabis

Well I do have some rather potent cat nip at home wonder if that's smokeable

 

[machew]

Well I do have some rather potent cat nip at home wonder if that's smokeable

It is and it can have some effects on humans
http://goldentwist.net/smoking-catn...-you-need-or-wanted-to-know-about-meowijuana/

 

[Hill Wimp]

It is and it can have some effects on humans
http://goldentwist.net/smoking-catn...-you-need-or-wanted-to-know-about-meowijuana/