You owe me a new keyboard. I am going to share this page with my twin sister later and laugh till we are both SICK. The halitosis one is briliant.Here are some of mine.
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Many more are here:
http://moderntoss.tumblr.com/post/97206952712/bagofdelights-classic-childhood-books-from
I read James Bond sitting in the local public library because I guessed my parents might not approve if I borrowed them to read at home....Thomas the Tank Engine was a big hit. I loathed Swallows and Amazons. Biggles was great fun a bit later, then I discovered James Bond novels aged about ten. My febrile youthful imagination went into overdrive as I read the slightly naughtier passages.
Us girls got our febrile kicks from reading the naughty bits in Jean Plaidy. A bit few and far between but usually involving a combo of expensive velvet and bare skin.Thomas the Tank Engine was a big hit. I loathed Swallows and Amazons. Biggles was great fun a bit later, then I discovered James Bond novels aged about ten. My febrile youthful imagination went into overdrive as I read the slightly naughtier passages.
Us girls got our febrile kicks from reading the naughty bits in Jean Plaidy. A bit few and far between but usually involving a combo of expensive velvet and bare skin.
Never read Swallows and Amazons, maybe I should now.
Are you yankin' mah chain?!You're a girl? Well I never knew that!
NopeAre you yankin' mah chain?!
You really should, the graphic sex scenes in the tent were a heady mix for a teenager.Us girls got our febrile kicks from reading the naughty bits in Jean Plaidy. A bit few and far between but usually involving a combo of expensive velvet and bare skin.
Never read Swallows and Amazons, maybe I should now.
You didn't watch that video I posted then. Or maybe you thought I was the 27-year-old bloke in it!Nope
Nor did I - I'm intrigued!You didn't watch that video I posted then. Or maybe you thought I was the 27-year-old bloke in it!
It's blokes like you who keep that myth goingStrangely enough, maleness is the default assumption for anyone on here with an ungendered forum name. Something to do with cycling apparently.
For you and @CarlP: http://www.cyclechat.net/threads/the-play-wot-i-am-in.163807/Nor did I - I'm intrigued!
I thought I'd said lots of things which outed me as female! I do ride a recumbent, which seems unusual for women. Anyway, not meaning to hijack the thread!Strangely enough, maleness is the default assumption for anyone on here with an ungendered forum name. Something to do with cycling apparently.
Actually I did choose the name because it was ambiguous. Shakespeare... As You Like It... real name is...Strangely enough, maleness is the default assumption for anyone on here with an ungendered forum name. Something to do with cycling apparently.