How many nude selfies do you have on your smart phone?

[Yellow Fang]

I did take a photo of my p***** the first time I bought a digital camera. I thought everyone did that. It wasn't connected to the internet though, and I didn't bother uploading it to my PC. I don't think I would be vain enough to take 100's of nude selfies. For a start, I can't stretch my arm out far enough to get everything into perspective.

 

[Saluki]

I have a big fat zero selfies of any description on my phone.

 

[Dan B]

For a start, I can't stretch my arm out far enough to get everything into perspective.

You have short arms, or just a large beer gut?

 

[screenman]

So how do you know you cannot get it all in perspective?

 

[numbnuts]

None on my phone

 

[Retribution03]

None I don't like seeing myself naked in the mirror let alone permanently on a pic

 

[threebikesmcginty]

You have short arms, or just a large beer gut?

Or both.

 

[TVC]

I just found out today that there are some pictures of naked people on the internet, who would have thought it

 

[Fab Foodie]

Or both.

That's me then ...

 

[JoeyB]

I just found out today that there are some pictures of naked people on the internet, who would have thought it

Reminds me of a Quagmire scene on Family Guy.

 

[Fab Foodie]

If it wasn't for naked people on the internet, I'd have never learnt to use a mouse left handed ....

 

[Dave 123]

None.......I don't think many people would be interested in seeing me with no clothes on

We should be the judges of that.....

 

[Pat "5mph"]

I did take a photo of my prick the first time I bought a digital camera. I thought everyone did that.

I think you're mistaken: everybody christens their new digital cameras by taking a photo of the resident cat.

 

[Retribution03]

Anyone that releases private pictures of anyone whether they are celebs or not without the persons permission should be jailed.Theres enough pics on the net of both men and women who are willing participants.

 

[theclaud]

I did take a photo of my p***** the first time I bought a digital camera. I thought everyone did that. It wasn't connected to the internet though, and I didn't bother uploading it to my PC. I don't think I would be vain enough to take 100's of nude selfies. For a start, I can't stretch my arm out far enough to get everything into perspective.

How come no one has said "this thread is useless without pics" yet? I know this is the Cafe, 'n' everything, and I have reservations about the wisdom of trusting anything of an intimate and personal nature to the iCloud, but it's a deeply unpleasant story about the violation of private interactions between lovers and about forcing unwilling people to become pornographic objects.