How many nude selfies do you have on your smart phone?

[stephec]

I'm reminded of that film Gorillas in the Mist, subby's the spit of Sigourne Weaver...

I'm reminded of the village people.

 

[subaqua]

I'm reminded of the village people.

I did think of doing that pic for Movember

 

[Ajay]

I did think of doing that pic for Movember

Or Moobvember

 

[Robyn97]

A few. Mostly posed for. A couple of spontaneous ones.

 

[Dave7]

Having  studied glanced at this thread I decided to try it. Tried various methods with little success then had a eureka moment and decided to tie my phone to my todger. Failed.
tried cellotape....failed
tried duct tape....better but still failed.
then I decided to use an industrial stapler.
WiFi not good in ward 9b but I will try to respond to questions when I get home next week.

 

[biggs682]

Having  studied glanced at this thread I decided to try it. Tried various methods with little success then had a eureka moment and decided to tie my phone to my todger. Failed.
tried cellotape....failed
tried duct tape....better but still failed.
then I decided to use an industrial stapler.
WiFi not good in ward 9b but I will try to respond to questions when I get home next week.

Should have used some of these

https://www.pedalpedlar.co.uk/colle...o-leather-vintage-white-pedal-toe-clip-straps

 

[Dave7]

Should have used some of these

https://www.pedalpedlar.co.uk/colle...o-leather-vintage-white-pedal-toe-clip-straps

35 quid
The staples were much cheaper.