Poo before you ride?

[shouldbeinbed]

A mathematician would work it out with a pencil

Better than a washing machine engineer, they'd use a Hotpoint

 

[Herbie]

I've been hanging around at home since 7:30am trying to get my bowels to move so I don't get caught short on my ride. Anyone else have this trouble or do you just get out there with some bog roll just incase??

Lol....i try to go before a ride as well

 

[snorri]

Thinking back, it took me years to understand the do's and don'ts of my bowel movements but just a week or two to learn to go ( a grossly oversized) bike.
I'll be forever grateful to my parents, bless them, who ensured I got the toilet training sorted out a long long time before starting out on the bike training.
Funny how we think other children would be trained similarly, but clearly not in this case.

 

[buggi]

Two and a half hours? You could have done the ride by now!

 

[Milkfloat]

I am with the OP, not literally as that would be a bit weird. I always have a pre match poo, been doing it for years in all sports. I don't think I have ever had to wait so long though, I think I have trained my body.

 

[Mo1959]

Cup of strong coffee first thing usually helps.

 

[subaqua]

Chapeau?

Surely crapeau

 

[puffinbilly]

If you're still waiting after 2 plus hours - think you may need to get some tinkering with the bottom bracket - I would avoid using GT85.

 

[screenman]

You need a squatty potty.

http://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Ecco-Toilet-Stool/product-reviews/B007BISCT0#

 

[Gravity Aided]

Or this thread
https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/squatty-potty-anyone.189069/

 

[screenman]

Or this thread
https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/squatty-potty-anyone.189069/

To many people who have not used one poo pooing the idea on that one.

 

[Karlt]

You lot - four pages on laying a cable. For what it's worth, I find that both with cycling and with walking the dirt-chute tends to shut down for the duration. It's like it knows no facilities will be available.

 

[Sunny Portrush]

Do what bears do - dock leaves are not good just for nettle stings

 

[Racing roadkill]

I just crack on, if I shoite myself, then I get the coffee shop to myself.

 

[Dave7]

This is one interesting forum One bloke has his "wedding tackle" freezing off and another can't have a morning dump.
As someone else said..........if you have waited 2 1/2 hours maybe your bowels are telling you that you don't really need one.