Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Ratchet Cat]

I am an individual. I choose to cycle and wear what I like.
I really couldn't give a fig what you think.
I'd rather knit bicycle wheels than jumpers.
No I am not QUIRKY because I don't conform to your idea of normal. Please tell me what normal is.

No I am not weird and do not need your sympathy because I can't have children.
I prefer bicycles. Yes really!!
My life is happy enough thanks.

PS. Is it me, or is this an angry thread?

 

[Puddles]

You piss taking, glory hunting idle farking bitch! How dare you comment "There are only so many hours in the day and asking for volunteers with only one days notice is never going to get great results!!" when you know there is good reason for 1 day notice and that good reason is no fault of the organisers as you are party to the wheres and whys. You are not fooling anyone with the "act" in fact, you are making a royal prat of yourself as people are not as green as they are cabbage looking.

You are a work shy sanctamonious cow who has offspring that are demonic little scrotes which is no wonder when they have the parents they have as role models.

 

[andyfraser]

I know your situation only too well and appreciate it. I sent you a message in case you wanted to talk. So why did you reply by telling me about your situation and then telling me to sod off!

 

[Maverick Goose]

Maybe yakking on your phone while riding a horse along the road is a really bad idea?...

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Shame I didn't memorise the whole registration number. Northgate hire would probably like to know one of their vans is swerving around and carving up everything in sight on the M1 northbound tonight. Tosser.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

I don't trust any politician or party. They're all a load of lying, manipulative, glory seeking asswipes treating our future like an X-Factor contest.

 

[ianrauk]

I don't trust any politician or party. They're all a load of lying, manipulative, glory seeking asswipes treating our future like an X-Factor contest.

Why can't you say this then & to whom?

 

[ScotiaLass]

I conducted myself with decorum, pity I can't say the same for you.
Swearing and screaming at me in the street was not what I needed on the day I laid MY father's ashes to rest.
And no, you won't understand, as you still have both of your parents.
Maybe I should do the same to you in your hour of grief, you petty minded cow.

 

[Lullabelle]

Ok, you left the job to become a special constable, you have the uniform and had the training. You are now pregnant after only being in the uniform for a short time, well done, I bet they are really pleased at the waste of time and money. You are arranging a baby shower, you are clearly short of cash and so expect people to turn up bearing gifts, don't be surprised at the low turnout, you have less friends than you think you have.

 

[perplexed]

Ok, you left the job to become a special constable, you have the uniform and had the training. You are now pregnant after only being in the uniform for a short time, well done, I bet they are really pleased at the waste of time and money. You are arranging a baby shower, you are clearly short of cash and so expect people to turn up bearing gifts, don't be surprised at the low turnout, you have less friends than you think you have.

Buckets are £1 in B&Q tell 'em...

 

[fimm]

If you must grow a beard, you'll need to let what hair you have on your head grow a bit too...

(I've nothing against beards, it is just this particular beard doesn't suit this particular man.)

 

[Maverick Goose]

FFS Microsoft, your products have more!@#$%^& bugs than !@#$%^& Aliens!

 

[ianrauk]

FFS Microsoft, your products have more!@#$%^& bugs than !@#$%^& Aliens!

Why can't you say this to them then?

 

[Oldbloke]

You ain't going to get that amount for your house, it's been for sale for over 2 years now.

PS why do you laugh hysterically when I turn up in my cycling gear, I don't laugh at your salad-dodging and inability to walk for more than 10 minutes without going purple

 

[F70100]

you have less friends than you think you have.

...you have less FEWER friends than you think you have.

(Sorry, cheap shot)