Your nomination for the crappest heavy metal or rock band ever

[PeteXXX]

Grand Funk Railroad.

Saw them at a concert in Hyde Park many moons ago.
They were heralded as the best band ever to come out of America.
Utter garbage!

 

[r04DiE]

Oh if we're doing bad lyrics, the totally over-rated Pink Floyd came up with this:

I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like.
It's got a basket, a bell that rings
And things to make it look good.
I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.

What's bad about those? They're just factual. R.I.P Syd.

 

[Lilliburlero]

Bon Jovi

 

[r04DiE]

Yes, and all their stuff sounds the same. As for yon Angus and his stupid facial expressions. An old man dressing up like a school boy is just not right to me.

Who cares about all that, have you seen/heard him play guitar?

 

[Supersuperleeds]

Bon Jovi

Wash your mouth out son; Slippery When Wet and New Jersey are just fantastic albums.

 

[MontyVeda]

Def Leppard in the OP is a damn fine shout for this thread... they were awful, truly fecking awful... there was video documentary about the story of Def Leppard presented by Joe Elliot himself... it's worth a look just to see how badly someone can narrate and present a documentary.

 

[MontyVeda]

Wash your mouth out son; Slippery When Wet and New Jersey are just fantastic albums.

nah... Bon Jovi were poodle-perm pout-rock at its worst. The only good thing about Bon Jovi is the name of the tribute band; By Jovi.

 

[iandg]

Diamond Head
Quo Vadis

 

[iandg]

Spinal Tap

 

[guitarpete247]

Oh if we're doing bad lyrics, the totally over-rated Pink Floyd came up with this:

I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like.
It's got a basket, a bell that rings
And things to make it look good.
I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.

I think She may also have been slightly off his trolley.

 

[MontyVeda]

Spinal Tap

Oi!

 

[Supersuperleeds]

nah... Bon Jovi were poodle-perm pout-rock at its worst. The only good thing about Bon Jovi is the name of the tribute band; By Jovi.

We'll just have to agree to disagree. In fact I think most of the bands mentioned so far are brilliant.

Appetite For Destruction (GnR) is probably my favourite album ever. For those about to rock is (AC/DC) one of my favourite songs and Gods of War is just a fantastic song (Def Leppard)

Some people on here just have no taste

 

[Crackle]

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything, everything if you want it.

It kinda sticks in your head though. Along with, careful with that axe, Eugene.

 

[MontyVeda]

...
Some people on here just have no taste

Can't disagree with that

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Some people on here just have no taste

No, some people on here have ears.