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My bike's upside down.
101 reasons not to cycle
- Thread starter Broughtonblue
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mcshroom
Bionic Subsonic
- Location
- Egremont, Cumbria
My bikes got no nose
TonyEnjoyD
Guru
- Location
- Newcastle upon Tyne
It's 10.00pm, you have Priapism!
mcshroom
Bionic Subsonic
- Location
- Egremont, Cumbria
I've got diar deari diahori the shoots
TonyEnjoyD
Guru
- Location
- Newcastle upon Tyne
Cables are too tight
TonyEnjoyD
Guru
- Location
- Newcastle upon Tyne
Ads finished, homeland back on...
NormanD
Lunatic Asylum Escapee
- Location
- Heworth the other side of life!
I'm shaving my legs with the wifes lady shave Ouch! ouch!! ouch!! ouch!!
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The fashion police are sitting outside on their bicycles and my helmet doesn't match my bike!
mcshroom
Bionic Subsonic
- Location
- Egremont, Cumbria
I'm only doing turbo miles this winter
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On an unrelated note, are turbo miles easier than road miles? My LBS holds turbo sessions every Tuesday night for £3 and I'm not sure if it's worth going too.
mcshroom
Bionic Subsonic
- Location
- Egremont, Cumbria
I wouldn't know, I don't have a turbo. I've heard that they are incredibly dull, and that you get no airflow so sweat a lot.
OTOH a stationary bike allows you to put together a far more structured training ride (with intervals and science and stuff) and also not having to get home after you've killed your legs on a ride means you can push a bit harder.
Might be a good idea to try one and see if you like it
OTOH a stationary bike allows you to put together a far more structured training ride (with intervals and science and stuff) and also not having to get home after you've killed your legs on a ride means you can push a bit harder.
Might be a good idea to try one and see if you like it
Oldspice
Senior Member
ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
I can certainly think of two:I reckon @colinj could come up with a few reasons
- I need time off my bike to lull my local forum ride companions into a false sense of security before unleashing my full (residual!) genetic potential on them when I make my cycling comeback in 2013!
- If I got on a bike now and made any sort of an effort, I'd probably only get about 1 km down the road before having a heart attack or a stroke!
stewie griffin
Über Member
- Location
- Quahog
6 pages & no ones come up with the No1 excuse- "I don't have the time"
(I'm too busy posting on a really great cycling forum )
(I'm too busy posting on a really great cycling forum
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