101 reasons not to cycle

[Hip Priest]

My shorts have a hole in them.

This is wise.

I had a small hole on the inner thigh area of my bib tights. Whilst riding it rubbed against the saddle and left me with a pea-sized burn which became infected. My thigh swelled up to ludicrous proportions and I needed antibiotics and a week off the bike!

 

[terry_gardener]

its too dark

 

[Deleted member 20519]

This is wise.

I had a small hole on the inner thigh area of my bib tights. Whilst riding it rubbed against the saddle and left me with a pea-sized burn which became infected. My thigh swelled up to ludicrous proportions and I needed antibiotics and a week off the bike!

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

Watching X-factor recording for the fourth time.... Rylanddddddd

 

[Deleted member 20519]

Too busy watching cycling videos to cycle.

 

[AnythingButVanilla]

This is wise.

I had a small hole on the inner thigh area of my bib tights. Whilst riding it rubbed against the saddle and left me with a pea-sized burn which became infected. My thigh swelled up to ludicrous proportions and I needed antibiotics and a week off the bike!

That's the best excuse yet

Actually, I do get bruises inside my thighs when I'm on my road bike and I think it's because my fat legs are too close to the top bar. Perhaps I should stay off the bike for the sake of my skin?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I know all I need to know about cycling from reading the Daily Mail

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

I have a small hole in the my shorts and don't want a rash and a swollen knee

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

I work for Addison Lee

 

[Deleted member 20519]

I know all I need to know about cycling from reading the Daily Mail

Damn lycra louts.

 

[Deleted member 20519]

I work go Addison Lee

That sentence no sense.

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

Too busy editing stupid auto text correct

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

Busy trying to watch Homeland

 

[Deleted member 20519]

Too busy laughing at people editing stupid auto text correct.

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

My wheels ARE going round