101 reasons not to cycle

[JoeyB]

Im awake

 

[Deleted member 20519]

My shorts have a hole in them.

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

Reasons not to keep popping into my head

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

My hole has some shorts in it

 

[shouldbeinbed]

I can't ride it like I stole it 'cos I'm on probation.

 

[JoeyB]

I've got morning glory...

 

[mcshroom]

My shorts have a hole in them.

My shorts are see-through

 

[Oldspice]

My nipples hurt.

I've ran out of hair gel

I don't like anyone looking at my bottom.

It makes my jiggly bits feel funny

I haven't had time to do my legs

I have man flu

Paper cut

My fingers smell funny.

I haven't charged my garmin

 

[ianrauk]

I've run out of arse butter.

 

[snorri]

Sorry mate, Kate Silverton/Halle Berry/Carol Vorderman has asked me to go cycling with her that day.

 

[ianrauk]

I've reached my mileage total for the month.

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

Just saw a foto of me in full lycra

 

[mcshroom]

The dog ate my bike

 

[Deleted member 20519]

I can't ride it like I stole it 'cos I'm on probation.

Ride it like you purchased it from a reputable retailer and had it professionally assembled and fitted to you.

 

[JoeyB]

My pet budgies head just fell off