101 reasons not to cycle

[ianrauk]

I haven't got a bike.

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

Spokes are too straight

 

[Deleted member 20519]

Wheels are too round

 

[Deleted member 20519]

Handlebars are too curvy

 

[ianrauk]

I have run out of High5

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

Left my cycle clips at work and my socks are too short to tuck my pants in

 

[Deleted member 20519]

Too dehydrated to drink water

 

[ianrauk]

I have lost the key to the bike shed

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

It's 6am... Feck off

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

The key for my bike shed isn't seem to be mine!?

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

My water bottle has a hole in it

 

[ianrauk]

The bar tape is coming loose and have lost a bar plug.

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

There's a spider on my STI shifter

 

[Deleted member 20519]

My water bottle has a hole in it

I'm glad it's not the other way around.

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

Sun's too low