101 reasons not to cycle

[mark st1]

I have a chaffed chuff (not personally)

 

[NormanD]

I'm too busy ignoring what the wife is telling me to remember

 

[ianrauk]

too much red on the bike

 

[ianrauk]

not enough blue on the bike

 

[Longshot]

I've got piles.

 

[defy-one]

My names Mark and i like coffee stops

 

[mark st1]

Just not paying

 

[mark st1]

Im busy Morris Dancing

 

[AndyPeace]

I forgot

 

[Steve H]

Today is a recovery day on my training plan

 

[potsy]

I reckon @colinj could come up with a few reasons

 

[Red Light]

I have to wash my hair

 

[mark st1]

I dont like you

 

[Deleted member 20519]

Today is a recovery day on my training plan

So's tomorrow, and the day after, and the day after...

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

Tyres too hard