2021 UK Cencus

[PeteXXX]

Anyone else got their 2021UK Cencus to fill in yet?
I'll do mine tomorrow, online, so as not to be up for a £1,000 fine if I forget do it by the 21st March!

 

[Sharky]

Got the card to say it's on the way, but no details yet.

 

[AndyRM]

@PeteXXX you can fill it out tomorrow, but make sure the details are relevant to what's going on in your household on 21 March.

 

[DCLane]

Not yet. I'll leave it until that point, but it's likely nothing will change *

* In the 1991 census I was a student in Northern Ireland. We had a student party on census night and got everyone to fill in their details. A five bedroom house, with six of us living in it, had 16 residents there overnight. We might not have been very sober at the time

 

[AndyRM]

Got the card to say it's on the way, but no details yet.

You'll be provided with a 16 digit access code to do it online. If you'd rather not, there are other options available (paper and over the phone, mainly)

 

[CanucksTraveller]

Don't forget that if you fill in the census it means that a robot then has your full permission to inject a Bill Gates chip in your arse which controls your compliance with the Government, and it's all about controlling you, or something.

 

[lane]

Got something in the post yesterday, not looked at it yet. Will try to remember to fill in by the 21st. Sure I won't get a fine without at least one reminder.

 

[Colin_P]

In 2001 I followed the Jedi religion, in 2011 I'd converted to the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but I've since converted back to being a Jedi.

And if asked what I identify as, which might be a question this time, I think i'll go for "detached double garage".

 

[numbnuts]

Do you think the government will tell us the true numbers of people living in the UK, or will a million or two not even be registered, retailers think there's close on 80 million living here.

 

[Tenkaykev]

Do you think the government will tell us the true numbers of people living in the UK, or will a million or two not even be registered, retailers think there's close on 80 million living here.

Why would they not? Its organised by the Office of National Statistics.
There’s always a small percentage that will fall through the net but it gives a pretty accurate snapshot of population.

 

[Drago]

Not a sausage so far.

 

[woodbutchmaster]

I guess that a Cencus is a record of how many times you swear about completing a Census

 

[annedonnelly]

Some of us are going to declare ourselves as "Climate concerned" on the census -https://www.shesapiens.com/climate-census-uk-climate-action/

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Some of us are going to declare ourselves as "Climate concerned" on the census -https://www.shesapiens.com/climate-census-uk-climate-action/

And some of us will declare ourselves as identifying as Europeans.

 

[raleighnut]

I've been a Jedi Knight and an Applientologist* in the past.

* @MntnMan62 tnMan will get the reference