A duck walks in to a pub....

[snorri]

Three minutes of typing wasted.

Don't look at it like that, think of the ego boost you gave to those who observed the repetition and went on to point it out to you .

 

[ColinJ]

I was on a forum ride with the very tall @Steve H and we were coming into the car park at Spring Wood visitor centre, which has a 6' 6" barrier ...

I thought "DUCK!" ...


But he didn't - THUD!

 

[midlife]

I used to like tractors

but now I'm an ex tractor fan ....................

Not a duck joke but sort of farm-ish

Shaun

 

[vernon]

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I do worry about you at times @vernon

 

[threebikesmcginty]

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't, you get down from a duck.

 

[Thomk]

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't, you get down from a duck.

Say what say?

 

[Thomk]

Ah I get it

 

[vernon]

Ah I get it

Eider thought that you'd have got it sooner than this!

 

[Thomk]

I've been thinking about it continuously since it was posted and to be fair probably got it a couple of days ago but was too busy to reply so not as bad as it looks.

 

[ColinJ]

I've been thinking about it continuously since it was posted and to be fair probably got it a couple of days ago but was too busy to reply so not as bad as it looks.

Ah, so we are supposed to be reassured that it only took you 23 days of continuous thought to work it out rather than 25 days ...

 

[Thomk]

Is it 23 days? Sheesh!

 

[ayceejay]

Duvet not have calendars in Warwickshire?

 

[Archie_tect]

Jury's out Mallard.