threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
A vulture gets on a plane holding 2 dead raccoons, the air steward says 'sorry, only 1 carrion per passenger'.
A joke for friday.......its bad
- Thread starter Dangermouse
- Start date
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Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Before Archangel Gabriel made it to heaven he had to prove himself good and trustworthy. He was given the task of saving as many lost souls as he could.
He started well until the day he came across an oriental bar owner called Mei Lee who ran a rave club called 'The Scarlet Sampan', down by the docks where sailors could lose thier pay from a whole Pacific tour in one night.
Gabriel spent many hours getting to know Mei Lee so that she would trust him and often played with the band, improvising on the piano and, on rare occasions his golden harp, but he had to be back in heaven before dawn.
One night he was late and Mei Lee ran in shouting for him to get out as the police were surrounding the club. He just made it before they burst in. Back in heaven Saint Peter saw him looking pensive and asked what was wrong.
Gabriel explained and then stopped with a look of horror on his face, 'I left my harp in Sampan's disco!"
He started well until the day he came across an oriental bar owner called Mei Lee who ran a rave club called 'The Scarlet Sampan', down by the docks where sailors could lose thier pay from a whole Pacific tour in one night.
Gabriel spent many hours getting to know Mei Lee so that she would trust him and often played with the band, improvising on the piano and, on rare occasions his golden harp, but he had to be back in heaven before dawn.
One night he was late and Mei Lee ran in shouting for him to get out as the police were surrounding the club. He just made it before they burst in. Back in heaven Saint Peter saw him looking pensive and asked what was wrong.
Gabriel explained and then stopped with a look of horror on his face, 'I left my harp in Sampan's disco!"
Cyclist33
Guest
- Location
- Warrington
Er, not so funny if your child's half Chinese!
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Hello, anyone there?
Cyclist33
Guest
- Location
- Warrington
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
How does a snow plough driver get to work?
Cyclist33
Guest
- Location
- Warrington
he doesnt, he just FLAKES a day off sick!
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
No men do that.
Nigel-YZ1
Guru
- Location
- Somewhere else... maybe soon.
Cyclist33
Guest
- Location
- Warrington
If you find this offensive I will gladly delete it
I think Chinese people of which my child is 50%, wouldn't think this was hilarious! for what it's worth i do that joke myself but without the ethnic reference and it works fine
Stu
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
I get your drift.
Ron-da-Valli
It's a bleedin' miracle!
- Location
- Rorke's Drift
What do you call a bloke with a spear on his head?
Lance.
What do you call a bloke with 10 spears on his head?
Lancelot.
What do you call a bloke with a spade on his head?
Doug.
What do you call a bloke without a spade on his head?
Douglas.
Lance.
What do you call a bloke with 10 spears on his head?
Lancelot.
What do you call a bloke with a spade on his head?
Doug.
What do you call a bloke without a spade on his head?
Douglas.
