a new kinda bike shop.

[buggi]

me and my mate at work were talking about my floristry talents and our love for bikes when we came up with a new idea. Buy a shop, sell flowers for, say, £1050 per bunch and throw in a bike for free.
that way you can romance your Mrs and explain how you came by your new bike. Job done.
we're going to call our shop Brownie Points.

 

[vernon]

I'd call the shop Brownie Pants because when my wife discovered the subterfuge, and she would, she'll beat the 5hit out of me.

 

[simon the viking]

You could sell a small bunch of daffodils for say £500 and get a free entry level Giant or Boardman say and a full massive bouquet for £2500 and get a carbon Specialized free.......

Got to work..........

 

[Sharky]

I bought a bottle opener from wiggle for £900 and got a free bike with it!

 

[Diggs]

I bought a bottle opener from wiggle for £900 and got a free bike with it!

That's funny, I did exactly the same with a multi tool......or was it a packet of haribo?

 

[buggi]

and just to cover your back... The receipt would have florists written on it

 

[simon the viking]

Would you do components...... say a nice set of wheels with a small bouquet for £150 quid

 

[buggi]

Would you do components...... say a nice set of wheels with a small bouquet for £150 quid

we will do anything to order mate

 

[simon the viking]

we will do anything to order mate

I think I would need 2 bouquets though.... one for Mrs V and one for when I arrive at my mums house with a suitcase and a bike......

 

[buggi]

I think I would need 2 bouquets though.... one for Mrs V and one for when I arrive at my mums house with a suitcase and a bike......

as you will have your hands full, we'll even deliver

 

[Crankarm]

You have too much time on your hands Buggi.

 

[SteCenturion]

as you will have your hands full, we'll even deliver

"Do you duh -liver" ?

"No - were a florist" !

"Can I have a bike then" ?

 

[flatflr]

Reminds me of a pub I knew call The Office, called that so people could tell their other half they would be late home as they were stuck in The Office.

 

[Shut Up Legs]

So it would be a place where you really could see a bunch of pansies on bikes?

 

[jefmcg]

When I was growing up in Australia, only chemists and bookstores could open on a Sunday. So there was one bookstore that was very expensive, but you got a free billiard table with every book.

(they got in trouble)