A purely theoretical and bizarre question

[Mad Doug Biker]

which just occurred to me whilst thinking of the guy dressed up as the Devil in Le Tour is.....

.....If it all exists, if you were to kill the Devil, would there still be any Hell? Alternatively, if you were to kill God, would there be any Heav... you can see where this is going can't you?


I imagine it would be taken over by someone else, but I'm just idly wondering.





I'll get me coat.

 

[Gary E]

Never mind your coat, switch the computer off and go sleep it off!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I thought the tea tasted a bit odd.....

 

[MrB1obby]

Avacado pears

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

So who would Satan's second in command be then?

 

[berty bassett]

if you kill the devil then he must go to hell as he can't go heaven so he would still be able to pop up every now and again and stick his fork in your tyre

 

[MossCommuter]

We have a putative Nietzsche in our midst

 

[berty bassett]

did you you type a stifled sneeze ?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I always liked the South Park version where Satan's second in command was Sadam Hussein.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

did you you type a stifled sneeze ?

Reminds me of the woman who does the announcements at Kings Cross. She has one of those accents where it sounds like she has a cold and needs to blow her nose. Maybe she's Satan's second in command? I absolutely HATE her voice!

 

[accountantpete]

So who would Satan's second in command be then?

Cindy?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Cindy?

OH YOU FUNNY MAN! No, I doubt it, she'd get hot too quickly.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

which just occurred to me whilst thinking of the guy dressed up as the Devil in Le Tour is.....

.....If it all exists, if you were to kill the Devil, would there still be any Hell? Alternatively, if you were to kill God, would there be any Heav... you can see where this is going can't you?

I imagine it would be taken over by someone else, but I'm just idly wondering.

I'll get me coat.

Mad Doug Biker it sound like you need to go back to your Doctor, and do so quickly, it sound like your tablets aren't working, or the dose wants increasing, you are still taking the tablets aren't you?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug Biker it sound like you need to go back to your Doctor, and do so quickly, it sound like your tablets aren't working, or the dose wants increasing, you are still taking the tablets aren't you?

Read the thread title ya cheeky sod, I said it was THEORETICAL.

 

[Doseone]

MDB, I think you need to go and lie down and have 5 minutes "me time". It releases tension

Actually, thinking about it, if you killed the devil you would be one hard b@$tard.

And now thanks to you I have the Charlie Daniels band "The Devil Came Down To Georgia" going round in my head.