A question for the olduns on here.

[postman]

I’ve noticed my arms are getting shorter and my pockets are getting longer.

Them Yorkshire trousers are not exported it is written in the Magna Carta along with other notable references such as,a Yorkshireman is a Scotsman with all the generosity squeezed out of him",You can always tell a Yorkshireman,but you can't tell him much.

 

[fossyant]

Thought you were still working? If under pension age of 66, do not think you can call yourself old just yet.

Well thank you !

56, feel 156 sometimes !

 

[Dave7]

Ones ape index can decrease with age due decreasing shoulder mobility however also one’s spine compresses with age so you get shorter. So all in all it’s equal 🦧

I have definitely lost height which is a pain as I was a shortarse to start with.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

She then completed our humiliation by stretching down and putting the palms of her hands on the ground...

Time for me to start doing stretching exercises!

Probably hypermobility: I got that condition, can do what your friend does and more - I'm 63.
When I was much younger I used to tell my best friend that she was weird because she couldn't bend like I could.
Surely everyone can do this, I used to say.
She kept saying, no, you're the weird one.
Until, about 30 years later, I went to a physio with a yet another knee injury.
He said I was hypermobile and need to watch the way I move ... I apologized to my friend

 

[Profpointy]

OT - but £8.50 per pint at Lytham St.Annes golf course.

'kinell, 'ow much !