A weird, but true, sentence about yourself

[jefmcg]

I nearly posted this on a thread about bike security, but it doesn't really belong there. So, here goes:

"I once got snagged on the metal spike of a Tokyo convent fence, when trying to sneak back in at 2am after I had been thrown out of a US Marine's hotel room by the Military Police"

Please, add your own

 

[jefmcg]

I'm related to Margaret Thatcher and John Major.

Done. @Moderators , lock the thread.

 

[colly]

my grandmother's maiden name was Crust l

Proof positive you are an old crusty. I always suspected it.

 

[classic33]

Carried out of Midnight Mass, by the local undertaker and his staff. Then being loaded into the rear of his hearse, no ambulance available.

 

[Poacher]

I gave Douglas Adams the name of (at least) one of his characters in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

 

[TVC]

I have danced on stage with Showaddywaddy.

 

[Haitch]

"If I fart now, I'm dead."


(Crossing into East Berlin. Strip searched and made to bend over a table while a gorilla in a uniform parted my buttocks with his pistol.)

 

[Globalti]

I was born on 23456

 

[screenman]

The car that hit me was written off, I was not.

 

[colly]

I once played at Twickenham Rugby Ground.

 

[colly]

"If I fart now, I'm dead."


(Crossing into East Berlin. Strip searched and made to bend over a table while a gorilla in a uniform parted my buttocks with his pistol.)

Never mind farting. I'm surprise you didn't 5hit yourself.

 

[biggs682]

For the umpteenth time i am not related to Ronnie Biggs

 

[screenman]

I did security for Rod Stewart when I was 19

 

[Haitch]

Never mind farting. I'm surprise you didn't 5hit yourself.

Just before he had been screaming straight into my face. Spittle everywhere, and I thought, just talk to him politely and we'll end up as pen friends. The only decoration in the holding cell was a ten inch club on the wall with a sign saying "Lebensmittel" underneath it. That's when he pulled his short arm. So much for Anglo-German relations.

 

[bonsaibilly]

I won the best actor award at an adult drama festival at the age of 8.