A weird, but true, sentence about yourself

[Haitch]

I was in Rhyl and Elvis died the same night!

 

[TVC]

I was in Rhyl and Elvis died the same night!

Spooky

 

[Smithbat]

Left or Right hand, and are you Left or Right-Handed?

Both and I am right handed

You have Trump hands?

Not really, just average

That is most people's reaction....lol

 

[ianrauk]

I once sat in a bar/restaurant for over 13 hours eating and drinking. I had the same meal for lunch and at dinner (a very nice Spaghetti Bolognese)

 

[classic33]

I once sat in a bar/restaurant for over 13 hours eating and drinking. I had the same meal for lunch and at dinner (a very nice Spaghetti Bolognese)

One large meal then.

 

[wheresthetorch]

I can fit my entire clenched fist in my mouth....

Pictures, or it never happened/happens!

 

[Lozz360]

No. He should have because he actually went back to Vietnam and got 2 more.

He must have either been in love with a Vietnamese lady or was a bit mad. If he'd done one tour if 'nam he would not have needed to go again.

 

[sarahale]

Half an oak tree fell on me and I survived

 

[Paulus]

My mum and Pavarotti died on the same day.

 

[rich p]

I was shot in the leg by a purple heart recipient and needed hospital treatment.

Good job you weren't shot in the heart by a purple leg recipient.

 

[jefmcg]

He must have either been in love with a Vietnamese lady or was a bit mad. If he'd done one tour if 'nam he would not have needed to go again.

Or he was a career soldier, and not a draftee.

 

[jefmcg]

I think these two could be weirder ...

Half an oak tree fell on me and I survived

Half an oak tree fell on me and I didn't survive.

I was shot in the leg by a purple heart recipient and needed hospital treatment.

I was shot in the leg and I didn't need hospital treatment.

 

[sarahale]

Half an oak tree fell on me and I didn't survive.

 

[classic33]

Half an oak tree fell on me and I survived

And both halves of the oak?

 

[stephec]

I can fit my entire clenched fist in my mouth....

Either you've got very small hands, or a very big mouth.

Me being a gentleman I'm not going to speculate.