Another Twitter twit..

[winjim]

I can't be arsed with social media.

What do you call this then?

 

[Markymark]

What do you call this then?

Mostly socially-retarded media.

 

[jarlrmai]

Another nobber bites the dust

 

[Crankarm]

And how about the cyclist he claimed to have hit and driven away from?

I wonder if Avon police will actually investigate, arrest him, get him down the station for some questioning ………………

Then there's his Insurer if indeed he ever was insured. Maybe they might take an interest in this guy's driving behaviour ……

and adjust his premium accordingly or refuse to insure him. Ha-ha!

 

[winjim]

Mostly socially-retarded media.

Oooh, that's offensive. I'm telling your boss.

 

[Markymark]

Oooh, that's offensive. I'm telling your boss.

My boss is me and he's even worse!

 

[EltonFrog]

No cyclist has come forward to complain that they were hit. He said he made it up as a joke. What would questioning him achieve?
A forensic examination of his car would be an expensive option that might answer the question.

Indeed, but wouldn't plod like to know if he was posting the message whilst driving?

 

[Saluki]

Ok thanks, seems obvious now but not the way I said it in my head. What a name to pick!

It didn't strike me to begin with, until I said it out loud.

 

[Saluki]

His works were quick to sack him. I wonder if he had already acted like an idiot and that this tweeting was the last straw.

 

[EltonFrog]

He isn't going to tell them that.

Of course not, but they could possibly tell by the time line.

 

[raleighnut]

Yeah, right.

 

[Markymark]

Yeah, right.

But the policie would have to prove otherwise so no point wasting resources.

 

[raleighnut]

He could pull over to tweet.

This nearly made me spit tea over the keyboard

I agree but don't see the humour in it.

Not his actions but your comment was hilarious

 

[raleighnut]

No but it made me laugh with a mouthful of tea.