Answer a question with a question.

[perplexed]

Look, do I have to get Roy Castle and Sergeant Major Terry Scott in to calm this down?

 

[on the road]

Won't you have to dig him up first?

 

[Oxo]

Will you have to dig deep?

 

[TheDoctor]

Am I bovvered???

 

[TVC]

I don't know, are you?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Shall we put him on The Jeremy Kyle show and demand a DNA test?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

And your final thought is?

 

[TVC]

Are you still waiting?



BTW RM, just been offered a full regulator kit, pressure gauge, BCD, weights, 15L cylinder, Gekko (already got a Zoop), plus all sorts of bits and bags for £350 - used for 20 dives by a numpty who went out and bought all the gear then lost interest.... Result!

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Could you tickle it? It may wake up then.

 

[TVC]

Have you tried poking it?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Can i take you for a long walk of a short pier?

 

[TVC]

It depends, is the tide in?

 

[musa]

Have you rolled up your trousers?

 

[TheDoctor]

Would you like me to?

 

[musa]

Are you offering?