Answer a question with a question.

[on the road]

Don't you just hate political correctness?

 

[tyred]

Is it politically correct to be politically correct?

 

[Iainj837]

Do you have a problem with that ?

 

[tyred]

Why would it be a problem?

 

[Iainj837]

Really ?

 

[on the road]

How long did it take you to find out?

 

[on the road]

And what have you learned after all that?

 

[on the road]

Does it stand for fat arse?

 

[perplexed]

Is it not the much derided Fanny Adams?

 

[musa]

I never knew you met the Adams family?

 

[Oxo]

Didn't Adam take up with a young lady called Eve?

 

[tyred]

Was her first name Christmas?

 

[tyred]

Have you got the crackers?

 

[tyred]

Do you want stuffing?

 

[musa]

How'd you like your stuffing?