Any good jokes ... ?

[morrisman]

 

[MichaelW2]

A man walks into a bar.

Was this a low piece of scaffolding or a tall man?

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

A man walks into a bar - a vanishingly unlikely thing to do during a pandemic lockdown and therefore something of a wistful aspiration - a joke, if you will.


Should I stick to the day job?

 

[MichaelW2]

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Does anyone sell SAS style pixelated masks. I have never been able to pixelate my face or even do the letterbox blackout like SAS blades do. I wish I knew their secret. Do they have a special technique or simply more training?

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

It's called Black Nasty. They put strips over their eyes before parachuting out of the sub.

 

[Cavalol]

Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a Welsh seaside resort in winter’.


‘Hmm. It sounds like you're Rhyl’

 

[Dayvo]

Seriously sick man - ‘Doctor, Doctor, please.....’
Doctor - ‘No, don’t tell me.....yes, I know.....it’s UFO!’

 

[Cavalol]

Last week I bought an alarm clock made out of spuds.
It's ok, but it's driving me mad now as the alarm keeps getting me up potato clock.

 

[Chris S]

 

[Chris S]

Check your shelves before using Zoom ...

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[T4tomo]

Seriously sick man - ‘Doctor, Doctor, please.....’
Doctor - ‘No, don’t tell me.....yes, I know.....it’s UFO!’

Quite niche even in the 80's, but a good one.

 

[Cavalol]

Is LWWLDDLDLL A) a village in Wales or B) Liverpool's last 10 results?

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Salty seadog]

A man walks into a bar - a vanishingly unlikely thing to do during a pandemic lockdown and therefore something of a wistful aspiration - a joke, if you will.


Should I stick to the day job?

Please.