Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[GetFatty]

Was this a low piece of scaffolding or a tall man?

Not guilty

 

[glasgowcyclist]

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I like to pick up hitchhikers.
When they get in the car I say, "Put on your seat belt. I want to try something. I saw it once in a cartoon, but I think I can do it."

 

[tyred]

 

[Dayvo]

I like to pick up hitchhikers.
When they get in the car I say, "Put on your seat belt. I want to try something. I saw it once in a cartoon, but I think I can do it."

Or this.......

 

[glasgowcyclist]

I like to pick up hitchhikers.
When they get in the car I like to say, "So, how far did you think you were going anyway?"

 

[colly]

I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
I thought to myself................he'll come around, eventually.

 

[Dirk]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

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View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNljFtVKL7E

 

[srj10]

I just read in the paper there’s a nudist convention in town next week... I might go if I’ve got nothing on

 

[Seevio]

I hate people who moan and whine about every little thing that goes wrong.
Take my mate Derek. He's brilliant. He was recently in a bad car crash where he lost his voice and both legs.
Does he make a song and dance about it? Does he hell!

 

[Eziemnaik]

I am going to hell for laughing...

 

[Cavalol]

The man who makes the giant eclairs at our local patisserie is retiring next week.
There will be some big chouxs to fill when he goes.

 

[Cavalol]

I remember when my sister went out with Rod Stewart and then Ronnie Wood. Our dad told her to stop pulling faces.