Any good jokes ... ?

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Smokin Joe]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvPtjZNWJSQ

 

[Cavalol]

My mate Iain has got one eye bigger than the other.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Cavalol]

Bum implants were invented by Chrissie Hynde's brother, Bigby.

 

[Cavalol]

My jack-in-the-box has stopped working.

It doesn't surprise me.

 

[srj10]

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm addicted to social media
Don't worry that's easily tweated

 

[morrisman]

What do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Cavalol]

I once went to a fancy dress party in Birmingham where the theme was "spice".
I went as a chilli pepper, but everyone else came as astronauts.

 

[johnnyb47]

I'm having a dull moment at the joke above. I don't get it 🤔

 

[Cavalol]

It's all in the pronunciation

 

[johnnyb47]

Ohhh for god sakes. The penny has finally dropped lol 🤣🤣🤣