Any good jokes ... ?

[Tribansman]

Well done, Sunshine!

I heard @Cirrus was going to enter but was downed with depression

 

[Dayvo]

 

[oldfatfool]

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Could have been worse, could have been Lancashire 😈

 

[Nibor]

Could have been worse, could have been Lancashire 😈

Nothing wrong with Lancashire but it could haev been Yorkshire

 

[Cavalol]

Had someone bullying me on Facebook for ages now, calling me 'thick' and 'stupid'. Well let's see how he likes this, I've just unfriended him.

 

[Chris S]

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Yes - and memes frequently appear on the internet asking you to generate a porn star name (etc) using your pet's name. I also saw one that asked you to generate a name using the model of your first car. That's another common internet security question.

 

[Cirrus]

I heard @Cirrus was going to enter but was downed with depression

I rise above all that and float on bye...

 

[postman]

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One has been away in Lancashire doing good deeds,so catching up.This is brilliant cartoon,what with the climate today.She does not give permission to be kissed.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

Not a joke but I saw this sign on my ride today and it made me laugh. Talk about not paying attention at work!

 

[Chris S]

Not a joke but I saw this sign on my ride today and it made me laugh. Talk about not paying attention at work!
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Perhaps it means 'Cruising Area'?

 

[Chris S]

What is your porn star name?
Just add your mother's maiden name to your first pet's name.

What is your celebrity phone number?
Just add your credit card number to its expiry date and CSC number.

 

[PaulB]

I always wanted to be an astronaut just like my dad. He wanted to be an astronaut too.

 

[Chislenko]

Begin
Break
Buy

These go the toilet very infrequently as they are not regular verbs.

 

[Cavalol]

Just got back from my local Chinese takeaway. I asked for the specials and ended up with too much foo yung.