Any good jokes ... ?

[Dayvo]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[houblon]

Dog walks into a Job Center and asks if there any jobs going

Man at the counter (surprised to see a talking dog) disappears for a few minutes, makes a few calls, then returns excitingly and tells then dog he's got him a job at Billy Smart's Circus

Dog is puzzled as to why a Circus would need a plasterer

There's a great shaggy dog version of that, I'll tell it for you when we meet.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

View: https://www.facebook.com/BullshirePolice/photos/a.475043275867944/4614271021945128

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

The Lancashire Only edition

 

[tyred]

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[tyred]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

🤔

 

[PaulB]

My wife got a ladder in her tights today. She's getting really good at shoplifting.

 

[mistyoptic]

Not sure it's really a joke but still...

 

[Cavalol]

Just bought a low energy light bulb at B & Q. Assistant asked "Will you be putting this in yourself?"
I said no, it's going in the lounge.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[roadrash]