Any good jokes ... ?

[PaulB]

I'm fed up of people complaining about the £7 parking, £10 beer and £20 service charge.
If you don't like the prices, stop coming to my house.

 

[mistyoptic]

Love it, where can I buy it from?

https://www.teecycle247.com/i-like-...6B-34xvxjN6givwo2qFcI9X9uOWfntfUkVgsttUPiOw3I

 

[KnittyNorah]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[tyred]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[postman]

To supplement their meagre pensions.Pensioners in Yorkshire are selling Ecstasy at tea dances.It is sold in jelly form and rubbed in to the gums,it called ebygum.

 

[postman]

Not working bought some foam memory soles for my slippers,I still forgot what I went upstairs for.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[PaulSB]

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Well both of those have gone straight over my head. 🥴

 

[oldfatfool]

Well both of those have gone straight over my head. 🥴

Christmas is coming

Rabbit ears

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRrxMOluuo6I3iKSG5SJG5VwXPXP1d82VqmRA&usqp=CAU

 

[PaulSB]

Christmas is coming

Rabbit ears

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRrxMOluuo6I3iKSG5SJG5VwXPXP1d82VqmRA&usqp=CAU

Ah. Never seen one that shaped before.