Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Poacher]

Ah. Never seen one that shaped before.

As the actress said to the bishop.

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Cavalol]

Cant believe I have just had to throw away a packet of animal shaped biscuits.

The Seal was broken.

 

[Cavalol]

I once saved Meatloaf's life in a restaurant, as he was choking on a piece of German sausage.

I took the wurst right out of his mouth.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[postman]

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash,Steve Job and Bob Hope.Now we have no job,no cash no hope,just don't let Kevin Bacon die.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[wheresthetorch]

 

[tyred]

 

[Seevio]

Did you know that a shoal of piranhas can devour a small child down to the bone in under 30 seconds?

In other news, I lost my job at the aquarium today...

 

[Chris S]

Spoiler: NSFW: Cycling Temperature

 

[JtB]

You just couldn’t make this up if you tried ……. 😃

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-58767230

Quote:
When he reached his destination, he saw a line of traffic backed up behind him.
"The man at the front... actually said 'You could have stopped and told us you weren't a petrol tanker," he said.

 

[mistyoptic]