Any good jokes ... ?

[Archie_tect]

I have kleptomania. but I take something for it

 

[Dave7]

I don't like winter.
I HATE snow as my mouth gets so cold.
I will just have to grit my teeth.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Chromatic]

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What am I missing here?

 

[Archie_tect]

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What am I missing here?

When you need to send a PDF or a .doc file to someone, so write a quick email and click send and then realise you forgot to attach the file that was the reason for emailing in the first place.... I do that ALL the time.

 

[Archie_tect]

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They told me, "For goodness' sake smile, things could be worse", so I smiled, and they were...

 

[Chromatic]

When you need to send a PDF or a .doc file to someone, so write a quick email and click send and then realise you forgot to attach the file that was the reason for emailing in the first place.... I do that ALL the time.

Right , ta. I no longer have to do that sort of thing, probably why I didn't see it.

 

[swee'pea99]

When you need to send a PDF or a .doc file to someone, so write a quick email and click send and then realise you forgot to attach the file that was the reason for emailing in the first place.... I do that ALL the time.

I love the thing Unka's built into gmail that detects words like 'attached' in the body of your email, and if you click send, it pops up a little message that says 'did you mean to attach a file?'

 

[mistyoptic]

I love the thing Unka's built into gmail that detects words like 'attached' in the body of your email, and if you click send, it pops up a little message that says 'did you mean to attach a file?'

Yeah, Thunderbird does that too. It’s saved me a few times

 

[Seevio]

I met a ventriloquist at a bar and she told me I was pretty attractive.

I wasn't sure if it was her or the beer talking.

 

[Dave7]

Bad news for dyslexics.
This month their cocks go black

 

[Dayvo]