Any good jokes ... ?

[Profpointy]

Poynting out that some of these gags are so bad they hertz

 

[Cavalol]

I must say .. I got electrocuted the other day .. decided to get some fresh fruit , so I climbed a telegraph pole , just for electric currants

I got an electric shock in Greggs the other day. I stood on a bun and a currant shot up my leg.

 

[Andy in Germany]

I got an electric shock in Greggs the other day. I stood on a bun and a currant shot up my leg.

Doughnut try to change the subject.

 

[Cavalol]

Doughnut try to change the subject.

You're on a roll here.

 

[Moon bunny]

Well, I think it’s barm(y).

 

[srj10]

Thought it would be easy to balance a bucket of tippex on my head
I stand corrected

 

[Speicher]

I got an electric shock in Greggs the other day. I stood on a bun and a currant shot up my leg.

Was there a raison that happened?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

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Corrrr - you must be really really old grandad

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Corrrr - you must be really really old grandad

Indeed, young whippersnapper, and all the postboxes had VR on them

 

[Rezillo]

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The queue for our village phone box in the evening was quite a social occasion, albeit occasionally a bit fractious if someone turned up with a huge pile of coins for a lengthy conversation.

 

[PaulB]

The queue for our village phone box in the evening was quite a social occasion, albeit occasionally a bit fractious if someone turned up with a huge pile of coins for a lengthy conversation.

Tap tap tap - Are you going to be long with this? Only I've got an important joke to post.

 

[Dayvo]

I didn’t know what to wear to the Premature Ejaculation Society’s annual dinner so I came in my pants.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Toshiba Boy]