Any good jokes ... ?
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A friend of my Dad's was a bit of an Arthur Daly and used to use the number of the phone box in his street in advertisements in the local paper if he had a car to sell and he was often to be found sitting on the wall waiting for calls when the paper went on sale
Someone I might happen to know used to use different sim cards, then the moment the vehicle was sold, it'd be in the nearest bin/railway line/river/canal.
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SydZ
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, bartender says “sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
SydZ
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Bruce Lee was fast but he had an even faster brother
…….. Sudden Lee.
…….. Sudden Lee.
ebikeerwidnes
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Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
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Toshiba Boy
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That's about how I feel these days!
Andy in Germany
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