markemark
Über Member
I think they wander in and out as they choose.
Any good jokes ... ?
- Thread starter cisamcgu
- Start date
Page may contain affiliate links. Please see terms for details.
I think they wander in and out as they choose.
Andy in Germany
Guru
- Location
- Freiburg im Breisgau
I heard a story of Adam naming the animals in Eden:
Adam: Um... Giraffe.
God: Good.
Adam: Hippopotamus...
God: Um... Fine.
Adam: Dog.
God: I like that, nice and simple...
Adam: Cat
God: Hang on, I didn't make that...
Last edited:
i went forward at a prayer meeting.I asked could you pray for my hearing.Straight away his hands were up close to my hearing aids ,Lord he began i bring to you Bobs hearing problem,could you,psst psst i whispered.Not my ears my court hearing on Wednesday i pushed an old lady over outside a hole in the wall.
Andy_R
Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
- Location
- County Durham
Mate of mine has offered me a cheap set of mint aero bars...
Andy_R
Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
- Location
- County Durham
Well I was Just having a drink and a chat with this bloke over a pint in my local last night. I discovered he was worth around 4 million and he told me the story of how he got so rich.
Basically when he left school he had little or no formal qualifications but he was good with his hands and he knew how to sell. He knew he was never going to make it in an office job so it was nose to the grindstone time.
He left school at 15 and bought an old series Land Rover and spent a few weeks fixing it up, he then sold it for profit. He then used the money to buy another and so on. He did this a lot over the next 35 years, buying, repairing, selling, buying again.
He eventually moved onto Defenders in the 90's and then onto Range Rovers in the last eight or nine years. Even during the real bad times he plugged away.He worked long hours as you do in the Land Rover trade, sometimes not seeing his wife and kids for days in pursuit of his goal.
.
.
.
Then his uncle died and left him £4 million. There's no money to be made in Land Rovers...
Basically when he left school he had little or no formal qualifications but he was good with his hands and he knew how to sell. He knew he was never going to make it in an office job so it was nose to the grindstone time.
He left school at 15 and bought an old series Land Rover and spent a few weeks fixing it up, he then sold it for profit. He then used the money to buy another and so on. He did this a lot over the next 35 years, buying, repairing, selling, buying again.
He eventually moved onto Defenders in the 90's and then onto Range Rovers in the last eight or nine years. Even during the real bad times he plugged away.He worked long hours as you do in the Land Rover trade, sometimes not seeing his wife and kids for days in pursuit of his goal.
.
.
.
Then his uncle died and left him £4 million. There's no money to be made in Land Rovers...
Supersuperleeds
Legendary Member
- Location
- Leicester
Since they are cheap and light, they can't be very strong, don't pull on them too hard, they may break and cause you to crash
Seevio
Guru
- Location
- South Glos
Dracula is never "rebooted", it is merely revamped.
