Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

If you are having a party be sure to invite Rachel Riley and Carol Vorderman to make up the numbers.

 

[Cavalol]

Opened three birthday cards and I'm already £150 up. I love being a postman.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Taught my grandchildren about democracy last night. We had a vote about what kind of pizza to order in and what to watch on Netflix.

Then we ordered the pizza I liked and watched what I wanted to watch because I have all the money.

 

[rustybolts]

 

[newfhouse]

View: https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1557486547003383816?t=meTypv80KLb1y-sghvoakA&s=19

 

[tyred]

 

[cisamcgu]

 

[cisamcgu]

 

[newfhouse]

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Doh!

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[Andy_R]

 

[tyred]