Any good jokes ... ?

[craigwend]

 

[srj10]

Went to a Dire Straits themed cafe yesterday and the menu was very confusing. They wanted money for muffins but the chips were free.

 

[Dave7]

When I left the pub last night a police woman said to me "do you know you are staggering"?
I said "thank you, you're not bad yourself"

 

[tyred]

 

[markemark]

Really annoyed with my Uranium delivery from Amazon. Not only was it 4.47 billion years late but when it arrived the box was half empty.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[rikki]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[MichaelW2]

Really annoyed with my Uranium delivery from Amazon. Not only was it 4.47 billion years late but when it arrived the box was half empty.

Did you get the free cat?

 

[morrisman]

Did you get the free cat?

Well I did, and I didn't

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Really annoyed with my Uranium delivery from Amazon. Not only was it 4.47 billion years late but when it arrived the box was half empty.

Pessimist. Box was half full

 

[markemark]

Did you get the free cat?

I should have complained. The tracking was a nightmare. DPD could either tell me where it was or how fast it was going but not both.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]