Any good jokes ... ?
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markemark
Veteran
I once had a threesome with the Chuckle Brothers. It was very organised. To me. To you. To me. To you.
Spartak
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- Bristolian
An elderly couple 👵👴 walked into a McDonald’s and sat down at a table near some young people who were having dinner.
The old man approached the counter and placed an order for one meal. He returned, unwrapped the hamburger, carefully cut it in half, and placed one half in front of his wife. Then he gently counted out the fries and split them evenly between them. 🍟
He placed two straws into the soda and set it between them. 🥤
The old woman began to eat her half of the burger 🍔 while the man just watched.
From time to time, he took a small sip of the drink, but he never touched the food.
People around them started to notice and looked on with quiet sympathy.
A young man 👨 approached and politely offered to buy them another meal so they wouldn’t have to share.
The woman smiled and said kindly, “Thank you, but we’re used to sharing everything.”
Still, the man hadn’t eaten a bite. He simply watched as his wife enjoyed her meal.
The young man returned and offered again.
This time, the old man responded, “Thank you, but we really do share everything.”
The young man paused for a moment, then asked:
“But sir… what are you waiting for?”
The old man smiled and said:
“The teeth.” 😄
The old man approached the counter and placed an order for one meal. He returned, unwrapped the hamburger, carefully cut it in half, and placed one half in front of his wife. Then he gently counted out the fries and split them evenly between them. 🍟
He placed two straws into the soda and set it between them. 🥤
The old woman began to eat her half of the burger 🍔 while the man just watched.
From time to time, he took a small sip of the drink, but he never touched the food.
People around them started to notice and looked on with quiet sympathy.
A young man 👨 approached and politely offered to buy them another meal so they wouldn’t have to share.
The woman smiled and said kindly, “Thank you, but we’re used to sharing everything.”
Still, the man hadn’t eaten a bite. He simply watched as his wife enjoyed her meal.
The young man returned and offered again.
This time, the old man responded, “Thank you, but we really do share everything.”
The young man paused for a moment, then asked:
“But sir… what are you waiting for?”
The old man smiled and said:
“The teeth.” 😄
AndyRM
XOXO
- Location
- North Shields
After a lengthy check, VAR has concluded that the Pope is still alive.
morrisman
Guru
I was in Tesco looking for some sticky toffee puddings but, being short, I could not see the top shelves. Luckily a tall viking looking guy said he could help and lifted me up on his shoulders. I found the puddings and he put me down, I asked for his name but he just walked away.
Guess I was walking through the desserts on a norse with no name.
Guess I was walking through the desserts on a norse with no name.
Gwylan
Guru
- Location
- All at sea⛵
Do look after your day job! ☺️
fritz katzenjammer
Der Ubergrosserbudgie
- Location
- Canada eh! Your land of back bacon.
The bicycles provide towing power when the Alfa goes all Italian on you.
Arjimlad
Tights of Cydonia
- Location
- South Glos
Blackadder got there first, I reckon!
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Thank you Captain.
You still got your transfer request in for the Women's Auxiliary Balloon Corps?
Richard A Thackeray
Legendary Member
l went to senior school with 2 brothers (Colin & Nigel) by that surname (most definately 'pre Blackadder'!), & can't recall any merriment over their name
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Can't say I have personally known anybody with that surname, however, I would say such a surname would have caused much micky taking and "merriment" in my 1960/70s Coventry schools.
We're you all "too busy licking road clean" Richard, up in "Gods own County"?
Richard A Thackeray
Legendary Member
Roads................ mud & stone setts.........
