Any good jokes ... ?

[mistyoptic]

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Surely it should be “a quarter of the remainder”?

 

[Chris S]

Men who masturbate a lot have a distinctive mark on their hand. It's called a wedding ring.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Surely it should be “a quarter of the remainder”?

Perhaps the question writer should get a slap?

 

[postman]

I have got a job making chess sets.i am on knights next week.

 

[PeteXXX]

I have got a job making chess sets.i am on knights next week.

In a Pawn shop? 🤔

 

[DaveReading]

Surely it should be “a quarter of the remainder”?

Yes. As the question stands, it's meaningless.

 

[tyred]

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

 

[T4tomo]

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, an American, an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian and a Norwegian walk into a gentleman's club.

"I'm sorry" says the receptionist'. "But you can't come in here without a Thai".

 

[kynikos]

Yes. As the question stands, it's meaningless.

(Yes) - No, there's no context: Rachel may refuse; or pass them all over, saying "here, I don't like them"; or any other number of outcomes.
(As the question stands, it's meaningless) - Agree!

 

[Speicher]

I have got a job making chess sets.i am on knights next week.

At the end of the week, are you paid by cheque, mate?

 

[craigwend]

 

[newts]

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I have this on a t-shirt.

 

[tyred]