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Dave7

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Did you know that laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life whereas laughing at your wife's mistakes can shorten it.
 

Mad Doug Biker

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Mad Doug Biker

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Whilst the notion is appealing and I was considering a t shirt of that, but "being able to lick calcium" rather spoiled it for me

I am not entirely aware of the properties of each element.

Please elaborate, thanks.
 

Mad Doug Biker

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If you drop calcium in water, then it reacts quite strongly giving off heat and hydrogen gas and alkaline calcium hydroxide. OK not as bad as sodium or potassium but chemically along the same lines. Thus licking calcium would be a somewhat ill advised thing

Oh yeah, I've forgotten half of these things, thanks!

I presume they mean calcium in milk and so on, but obviously that isn't the same as the element in it's pure form.
 
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