Some of you should walk a mile in my shoes, because then you would be a mile away from me, and that would be fantastic.
Keep the shoes.
Did you know that laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life whereas laughing at your wife's mistakes can shorten it.
Whilst the notion is appealing and I was considering a t shirt of that, but "being able to lick calcium" rather spoiled it for me
I am not entirely aware of the properties of each element.
Please elaborate, thanks.
If you drop calcium in water, then it reacts quite strongly giving off heat and hydrogen gas and alkaline calcium hydroxide. OK not as bad as sodium or potassium but chemically along the same lines. Thus licking calcium would be a somewhat ill advised thing