Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

That's the tenth person today who's called me a terrible bus driver.

I don't know where these people get off.

 

[Supersuperleeds]

I painted a pair of boobs onto my new electric guitar just for a laugh.



Now I'm on the sexy Fenders register.

 

[Dave7]

I just saw a bloke going up hill with a wheelbarrow full of horseshoes, clovers and rabbits feet.
I thought well he's pushing his luck.

 

[Dave7]

Q. Why don't ant eaters ever get sick?
A. They are full of antibodies.

 

[postman]

I took up jogging today.Didn't mean to but the ice cream van did not stop.

 

[tyred]

 

[AndyRM]

I bumped into Bonnie Tyler in London.

She said shall we go for a coffee?

I said Starbucks? She said no. I said Costa? She said no.

I think she was holding out for a Nero.

 

[craigwend]

 

[AndyRM]

 

[Dave7]

The majority of archaeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past..

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

A pun enters a room and kills ten people.

Pun in, ten dead.

 

[craigwend]

 

[BigSid]

"Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in Braille.

 

[craigwend]

 

[AndyRM]